Resolutions
Have finally recovered from New Years eve/day. Tried going out on new years day after finally getting home mid afternoon, but apparently I am just not the hardcore drinker that half of the town is. My friend was out for thirteen hours, but she stayed home on new years eve. God knows how, I wouldn’t have missed it for the world. I just wish everything didn’t smell so much of smoke. Anyway, in the general spirit of it all, here are my new years resolutions:
- Not get overdrawn on my bank account due to frivolous spending of imaginary funds on sites like ebay and amazon.
- Pay phone bills as soon as I get them- not two weeks and six angry letters later.
- Not kiss other men on the neck in front of present boyfriend. Or maybe not kiss other men at all? Will have to revise that one when I decide.
- Be more decisive.
- Be horrified rather than mildly impressed when I don’t stop drinking for thirteen and a half hours straight.
- Drink less and less often.
- ALWAYS carry a condom.
- If said condom is brought, remember where I put it before I got into bed.
- Revise rather than sitting on the internet trying to think of some decent resolutions.
- Learn how to head bang.
- Make sense in most, if not all, conversations.
- Be nice to everyone (I’m already ahead with this one hehehehe).
- Take part in some sort of charity. Maybe help in a place that gives soup to the homeless or similar.
- Keep a boyfriend for a period of at least two weeks.
- Psycho-analyse people less.
- Learn how to fly an aeroplane.
- Date someone with their own plane.
- Sabotage someone’s wedding. Probably christine’s.
- Be less happy, am sure its not good for me. I could die or something from grinning too much.
- Fall in love. Not just lust or like. Actual love. Somehow I think this one may take longer than a year to be fulfilled.
- Not sit by the phone for anyone ever at all. Ever ever ever ever.
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