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Saturday, October 29, 2005 

Ten Steps to Enlightenment

  1. Tidy up- the place is a tip. Can’t have uncluttered mind wih cluttered living area.
  2. Spend less time thinking about things and more time doing them. Spend too much time thinking and people will think you’re slow.
  3. Become wonderfully witty conversationalist.
  4. Stamp out sarcasm. What seemed witty when I was twelve becomes pathetic in anyone older.
  5. Use thesaurus to look up synonyms of “witty”.
  6. Read more than two pages of “Zen an the art of motorcycle maintenance”.
  7. Exercise regularly to become gorgeous glowing individual.
  8. Drink wine rather than spirits to become sophisticated person who eats cheese and stuff.
  9. Eat lots of fruit and vegetables.
  10. Go to sleep at normal time rather than making pointless lists at stupid times in the morning.

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  • An albatross can fly for thousands of miles without getting tired. I've always thought that love is similar to flying, therefore we should aspire to be like the albatross.

    I don't know if I can do that. So far I haven't been so lucky. But one day I'll test my wings with someone, and flying won't be so hard after all. Or so painful.
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