Ten Steps to Enlightenment
- Tidy up- the place is a tip. Can’t have uncluttered mind wih cluttered living area.
- Spend less time thinking about things and more time doing them. Spend too much time thinking and people will think you’re slow.
- Become wonderfully witty conversationalist.
- Stamp out sarcasm. What seemed witty when I was twelve becomes pathetic in anyone older.
- Use thesaurus to look up synonyms of “witty”.
- Read more than two pages of “Zen an the art of motorcycle maintenance”.
- Exercise regularly to become gorgeous glowing individual.
- Drink wine rather than spirits to become sophisticated person who eats cheese and stuff.
- Eat lots of fruit and vegetables.
- Go to sleep at normal time rather than making pointless lists at stupid times in the morning.
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